New In Store- Fairy Dust
January 14, 2012
Have you made your New Year’s Resolutions yet? Here at Hoxton Street Monster Supplies we have resolved to bring you some new items to assist you in your Scaring/Rampaging this year. With that in mind, may we introduce to you our new Fairy Dust (made from Real Fairies). Unlike our competitors that use farm reared fairies and mechanical grinding equipment, we source genuine wild fairies (guaranteed utterly twee and insipid) and have our goblins hand grind them using a pestle and mortar. Vampires may find the dust efficacious in improving flight performance and duration, and small ghouls will discover a pinch of glitter adds an ectoplasmic gleam to give the finishing touch to their hideous countenances.