Valentine’s Day is fast approaching and many monsters may be feeling a little unprepared for the festivities.

Do you still have bits of brains stuck in your fangs from holiday indulgences? Are you concerned your garlic breath could put off any potential Vampire suitors? Worry no more – our Vile Valentine’s Preparation Pack is here!

Including Fang Floss and Zombie Fresh Mints to make you less stale than you’ve ever been, and An Undead Rose that will make the perfect gesture for any human or monster suitor. In addition, we have included one of ten Monster Dating Tips to guide you through the intricacies of romance.

The whole package is displayed in a disgusting dried scab box, and can be yours for a mere £8.00. Slither down to Hoxton Street, or click here if the cold weather makes your tentacles drop off.