Can You Get Me Fatty Perry’s Autograph?

Author: Betty Layward Primary School

Illustrator: Tom Smith

Once upon a time there was a twenty storey devil who lived in a dump and was called Midge. His moustache was 5 metres wide. He was sitting by a pile of old cans listening to a broken CD player with a Fatty Perry CD playing on his huge headphones.

He looked around and accidentally knocked over a whole building with his moustache. He didn’t realise the building had crashed because he was singing along with the tune so loudly.

Fatimus the wizard tried to save the building but instead he turned everyone into frogs. Then Fatimus ran back to Midge and looked for jelly beans so that he could turn them into gold. Fatimus went to Midge and asked “Can you please turn these lovely jelly beans into gold?” Midge roared “Only if you do something for me. Get me Fatty Perry’s autograph and prove the sky won’t fall on our heads.”

Fatimus replied “But I don’t know where Fatty Perry lives.” Midge said “Well, you won’t get your gold then!” Suddenly everything went still and they were plunged into darkness….